Somehow, after millenniums of smooth interaction, something has gone wrong. Drastically wrong. The whole man and woman partnered forever thing stopped working. The catalyst for the problem even had a cute name for it. Feminism. With a catchy marketing blitz, and biased news coverage, they managed to glamorize it. Women wanted to try and be competitive with men. How cute! They even set out to prove it in a huge TV event. The infamous "Battle of the Sexes" pitted the current #1 seeded female tennis player (Billie Jean King) against a 55 yr. old below average male tennis player (Bobby Riggs). By a miracle of the ages, she won. Astounding!
The world tuned in to observe this glamorized celebration of the new Super Babe, the Feminist. With great irony, most felt like they had been had. If it's celebration of the woman, why is it you can barely tell the gender? Billy Jean looked more masculine than Bobby. A confused, sexless identity was born, lead by scowling, butch, beefy man-women in frumpy pantsuits. As for the rest of the world, the whole concept was an embarrassing sideshow. The sensual Latin and European women tradition lived on. The gorgeous, statuesque hordes with hourglass bodies, ass-length hair, and sex on the brain continued pursuing men. They continued flirting, screwing, and loving men, while wearing their thongs, revealing tops, mini skirts and high heels. They stayed, well...feminine. The Outrage.
Billie Jean King went on to become a tennis announcer, where she perfected insulting Anna Kournikova's playing her entire career. (2-time Grand Slam doubles champion). After all, Anna is very bad for the cause. She isn't a scheming feminist. She oozes sex appeal and loves everything masculine. Not only that, Butch Billie has no shot at her pussy. Billie even got the TV crew to stop showing low angle camera shots from behind Anna Hell, that's the only reason men even watch women's tennis.
They're against women acting like women, and against men being men. They oppose both manliness and womanliness. Yet they set out to look and act like men, while trying to feminize men through political correctness. Like we wouldn't notice what sexless, bitter, humorless, confrontational, man-hating cattle they became, and in turn we'd become passive, lisping, limp-wristed, bedwetting wimps sipping decaf lattes with brazed tofu and diet lettuce while discussing the nuances of gender conflict resolution studies. Oh wait, there's millions of these alternative, liberal girly-men now. Been to Seattle, Austin, Greenwich Village or a Starbucks lately? Every one of these sassy sailors is just one drunk, emotional sob-fest away from plopping down and blowing his consoling roommate.
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