All about the penis

Most men work on the basis that if something ain't broke, there's no need to fix it. As applied to health care, this means you ignore everything unless it refuses to go away. Then, as if a team of wild horses were required to drag you for help, a trip to the doctor or, if unconscious, the more effective ambulance to the hospital is hopefully in time to save you. And talking of breaking things, did you know it was possible to break your penis? It doesn't sound very likely does it? Although you always hope your erection is as hard as a bone, this is never what you expect. Well, if you push too hard for penetration or generally your sexual interaction is a little too violent, you may find that fine shaft ruptures. Believe us, the pain is off the Richter scale. But here's the real embarrassment. No matter how embarrassing this is, you have to go to the emergency room. A failure to get effective early treatment can mean you lose erections permanently. That's right. No more sex! It's the same if you get an erection that refuses to go away. This embarrassment can also lead to impotence so, if you have an erection for two hours and it's really starting to hurt, this is another trip to the emergency room.

We now get into a grab-bag of shorter points starting with the issue of size. Men have among the biggest penises in the animal kingdom. Believe it or not, the expression "hung like a gorilla" is an insult among those who know gorillas. To find bigger penises relative to body size, the real prize winner is a lake duck in the Argentine - for those who like the technical stuff, the Latin name is Oxyura Vittata. But, of course, nothing beats the whale. It's better not to even think about the length. The other factor we men have to contend with is the cold. When the temperature drops, the testicles and penis shrink. So if you think the duck is a threat to your self-esteem, keep warm.

Nicotine and excessive alcohol are bad for your penis, tending to harden the artery supposed to bring in the blood for the erections. And, when those erections come, don't panic if there's a slight curve to the left or right. This is perfectly normal and doesn't interfere with sexual activity in any way. But there is an unfortunate problem called Peyronie's Disease in which the penis curves up or down. This can prevent all sexual activity which, to put it mildly is frustrating. And finally, there's the color thing. It's quite common for the skin of the penis to be a darker shade than the rest of your body.

So putting all these exciting facts together, we have a picture of your penis standing proud. If this is not happening consistently, the best remedy is Levitra. This has the most power at the lowest dosage which ensures a return of the firm hard erections you used to expect. Perhaps Levitra cannot produce anything quite as impressive as a duck, but it will nevertheless impress your partner and lead to enjoyable sex.